knopetastic:

_{I take care of my body above all else. Diet, exercise, supplements, positive thinking. Scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human being.}

charliecox:

So, you talked to Tammy. What’s it like to stare into the eye of Satan’s butt hole?

kitpryde:

Parks and Recreation + text posts

jess-miller:

_{get to know me meme: [4/8] friendships ✴ leslie knope & ann perkins}

You know what’s funny about Ann? She’s my best friend. And anyone who hurt her is someone I would murder probably.